We have no idea what this team will be. Will this offense be able to score points? Will this be 2019 all over again? We’re praying that this season is closer to 2018 or 2020. These lyrics pretty clearly summarize what the scene will be at the Warrior tailgate on Friday evening:
We suck. This is bad. We’ll probably win this week. If we don’t…
The ‘Cats got shut out on Homecoming last week and have scored 13 points in October. This week’s Thursday Pump Up Jam is something we’ve all been thinking as we’ve watched our boring team plod around over the past month. This is dedicated to Mick McCall – “You don’t score enough, I mean no offense!”
I think this about sums it up. Go ‘Cats!
3:30pm, getting up to the Evanston
Gotta be fresh, gotta go to Ashland
Gotta have my beer, gotta have Whiteclaw
Seein’ everything, Fitz is goin’
Rollin on and on, Rose is rushin’
Gotta get down to the Lot
Gotta catch Rose, I see the Warriors (Warriors)
Kickin’ in the front seat
Rose doesn’t have any back seats
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It’s Friday, Friday
‘Cats gonna lose big on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the West Lot, West Lot
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the West Lot
Partyin’, partyin’ (yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (yeah)
‘Cats, ‘Cats, ‘Cats, ‘Cats
Drinkin’ lot’s of Whiteclaws!
“I am the Hunter. I am the great unknown.”
That’s what we thought during the offseason. Now it seems like we know who he is and what he’s capable of. Right now he’s listed as the worst transfer QB in all of college football. That’s bad, real bad, Michael Jackson.
But here’s to hoping we’re wrong. And that the Hunter “Gatherer” figures things out this week and leads us to victory. Or at least to covering the spread.
Who can say when the ‘Cats will score? Only time.
Who can say if Hunter continue to improve, or will he again struggle under pressure from a B1G defense? Only time.
Who can say where the van will end up, given the new lot parking rules? Only time.
Who can say if Hack will get too drunk on Friday and sleep through the tailgate? Only time.
All that she wants… is for the ‘Cats to not get embarrassed again early on in the season. I think all of us are scarred from games like Akron and Illinois State (or even to a certain extent games like Duke and Western Michigan).
UNLV should for all intents and purposes be an easy win, a chance for the offense to try and figure some things out, and an opportunity for the defense to remember how to tackle again. But us ‘Cats fans know better than to sleep on this game.
All that she wants is for a stress free blowout win. Let’s pray we get what we want.
The ‘Cats last win came in California, beating the Utah Utes in the Holiday Bowl. Will we get another Christmas present this weekend?
We will hopefully beat teams all over the US this season (ok, mostly in the Midwest), but don’t you wish all the wins could be California wins? Especially ones in Pasadena, California? Is this the year we get one of those? Only time will tell.
We made it out alive from West Lafayette. It wasn’t a pretty, but a win is a win. We’re still own the longest Power 5 win streak and are atop the B1G West. SING HALLELUJAH!
See you bright and early Saturday in the #WestLot.