Prediction Caturday – Purdon’t

After another big win last week against the Huskers, the ‘Cats are 3-0 and ranked in the polls. Can they keep it up in West Lafayette at a strange 4pm start time?


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The ‘Cats eked out a win against a flawed Nebraska team, improving to 3-0 in Big Ten play for the first time in 20 years. This week will be a much tougher test against Purdue. That is a strange sentence to write.

I have big concerns about Purdue’s David Bell and Rondale Moore, who you could stack up against pretty much any other WR duo in the country. Rondale missed the first two games and I’ve been Googling his name each day to check on his status for Saturday – if he is out, this game is much more manageable. Our secondary has been the strength of our team to-date, and curious to see how our strength lines up against Purdue’s.

There’s no doubt about it – this is a huge game. Purdue was lucky enough to miss Wisconsin due to COVID, and really only has one very loseable game remaining, against Indiana. If we beat the Boilermakers, we are a game up with a tiebreaker, and have about the same difficulty of schedule from here on out. We lose, and we’re in a spot where we would essentially need to make up two games down the stretch. If we win Saturday, and Wisconsin falls to Michigan…watch out.

Game Summary: I see the ‘Cats pounding Purdue on the ground in this game. The Boilermakers have the 83rd ranked rushing D, and we sat out Bowser last game to rest him up for a big load on Saturday. As I mentioned in my prediction last week (which played out), we’ve seem to have found our identity as a team that pounds the ball on the ground, plays great D, and wins on third down and in the turnover battle. 
This is typically a spot where the ‘Cats falter – ranked, favored on the road – but after last week I’m hopeful for our future. It will be close throughout, but I see the ‘Cats building a lead early and holding on for dear life at the end for a big win.

Game Score: NU 21 – Purdon’t 17

Play of the Game: Bowser catches a screen pass for a TD

Player to Watch: Greg Newsome. He came back last week after missing two weeks with injuries, and was called for approx. 17 BS penalties. The refs seemed to throw a flag every time he breathed on another player (guess that saying takes on a new meaning during COVID). Will we have him shadow Bell or Moore on Saturday? He will play an important role.
Warrior to Watch: Andy Day. They love those night game start times out west.

Other Game to Watch: Wisconsin @ Michigan. How will the Badgers look after two weeks off? Will they be starting their fourth string QB? I’m not one to root for the Wolverines, but a Michigan win here would be big for the ‘Cats.


No contest due to COVID.

ZVON (3-0)

Cats 29 – Purdon’t 28

ROGER (3-0)

The ‘Cats appear to have quite the defense. They are giving up yards, but they lock down within the red zone and have an unbelievable knack for the timely play. Let’s hope the 90 minute streak of 2nd half shutout football continues on Saturday.

I’m a bit more optimistic that the ‘Cats will be able to plow this week. To be honest, their offense has been quite shit thus far. There’s clearly more ingenuity in Bajakian’s playbook than there was with our good friend Mick, but the numbers right now don’t reflect any sort of improvement over McCall’s offenses. NU ranks below 100 in offensive efficiency. Simply put, that sucks. 

I’d like to see Ramsey scramble a bit more. He’s very good as an improviser but he seems a bit hesitant to actually do that. On the flip side, he doesn’t have a strong arm. That was apparent last week. He looks like Tim Wakefield trying to hit 80mph on a fastball. So, throwing downfield consistently might not be in the cards. 

Here’s to Bowser playing and the O line putting guys on their asses.

Game Summary:   
Per the above, NU will try to grind this one out (as they always do). Purdue isn’t really interested in that type of game, but I think the ‘Cats will have success dictating tempo in this one.
Expect a healthy dose of Bowser (or Brown) mixed in with some mid yardage chunk plays from Lees, McGowan and Raine.
I see no reason the defense won’t continue their bending and not breaking routine. This may be the biggest challenge the secondary will face all year, but Purdue’s QB is a sitting duck in the pocket and I expect the ‘Cats to get to this guy several times.

Game Score: NU 31 – Purdue 20

Play of the Game: Ramsey with a loooooooong scramble on 3rd down to essentially seal the game.

Player to Watch: The D Line…. see the Game Summary above. 

Warrior to Watch: Bag. Why not?

Other Game to Watch: Wisconsin @ Michigan. I don’t think there’s any other option here. This is really the only other game that has any impact on NU’s season. Go Blue?

PAUL (3-0)

Cats 33 – Boilermakers 20

ANDY (3-0)

Game Summary: Likely more of the same. Stout defense, sub-par offense, game ends with more points for the ‘Cats than their opponent. I’ll be up in Sonoma drinking wine until about kickoff time (this schedule change really throws a wrench in my plans) so I’ll likely be watching the first half from the car on the way back to SF. Really hoping I don’t have any reason to throw my phone out the window.

Game Score: NU 24 – Purdue 20

Play of the Game: We actually run play action on 1st down and get a nice wide open receiver for a TD. Probably RCB if I had to pick someone.

Player to Watch: Payton Ramsey. He’s been a decent game manager but I’d like to see more. 

Warrior to Watch: Roger. I hear he has a nice Burgundy ready for a nightcap after the game.

Other Game to Watch: I guess I gotta say it… Go Blue?!

HACK (3-0)

Game Summary: The Cats are undefeated, but back to back mediocre performances against decent competition have left me wondering what this team is. In regards to the Cats, my state of mind matches that of Missouri. In other words, I need the Cat’s to “show me” something. 

Purdue received a Covid bye last week, which will definitely help them and begs the question is Wisconsin’s covid outbreak a clever attempt by the Badgers to weaken the Cats before their matchup next week. Our investigative team will have more on that next week. Unfortunately for Purdue, two of their three best players are likely out this week.

NU O vs Purdue D

The Cats are currently 103rd in the SP+ offensive ratings while Purdue is 60th on D. This matchup appears to be in Purdue’s favor, however, George Karlaftis is the heart and soul of this D and without him, they were outscored by Illinois led by 4th stringer Coran Taylor. Theoretically, Northwestern should get better as the season progresses and they learn Coach Jake’s system better. Could this be the game for the Cat’s to break out?

NU D vs Purdue

Strength on Strength. David Bell is a stud and Horvath is a nice back, but Rondale Moore hasn’t played yet and he would make this offense dynamic. The Cat’s haven’t allowed a second-half point yet, and have been very good against everything except quarterback runs. Aidan O’Connell can’t run and will struggle like an Irishman on the morning of March 18th. If Rondale Moore plays, this could be really interesting…

Game Score: NU 35 – Purdue 24

Play of the Game: Greg Newsome reads and intercepts a bubble screen to David Bell and takes it the other way for 6.

Player to Watch: Earnest Brown – The line needs to get some pressure in order to disrupt the Purdue air attack.

Warrior to Watch: Trent- He really hates trains.

Other Game to Watch: Bears vs Vikings – There may be a wager on this one amongst the boys…

Prediction Caturday – Nebraska

Our ‘Cats are 2-0 and face the Huskers this week. Funny enough, five years ago another McCaffrey brother in red and white came into Ryan Field and had his worst outing of the year. Can the ‘Cats replicate that success today with a strong defensive effort?


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Our ‘Cats are 2-0, literally as good as we could have hoped at this point in the season. I was pretty impressed with the resilience of the squad to come back from a few terrible mistakes in the 1st quarter against Iowa and an early 17-0 deficit. It was a good feeling to still have belief that we were in a game even facing that kind of hole – that’s the benefit of having a competent QB, you feel like you’ve at least got a shot to come back. The identity here is what I believe we’ll see a lot of from the ‘Cats this year – run the ball, play great defense, and let Peyton Ramsey manage the game.  

This week we face the Huskers in a matchup that always seems to be close. Their mobile QB Adrian Martinez always gives us fits. Nebraska got a “bye” last week after their game against Wisconsin was canceled due to COVID. Will that help their team with the extra rest, or will they come out rusty?

Game Summary: I think the ‘Cats start faster this week (it would be hard not to) and expect a run-heavy game plan against the Huskers. I like the three man rotation we’ve got going at RB, with Bowser carrying the bulk of the load, Drake Anderson coming in as a scat back, and sure-handed senior Jesse Brown coming in at the goal line. Expect Peyton Ramsey to pick up some yards rushing himself, and reconnect with John Raine through the air (#0 had 0 catches last week).

We’ll put up some points this week, so it’s a matter of our D holding Nebraska down. Our defense has looked pretty spectacular so far this year, ranking #3 in the country in S&P. Mobile QBs always give us trouble, but I think we will stop the Huskers just enough to eke this one out.

Game Score: NU 33 – UNL 27

Play of the Game: Peyton Ramsey hits Raine for a play action TD.

Player to Watch: Paddy Fisher. Can he contain Nebraska’s mobile QB?

Warrior to Watch: Paul. Long week.

Other Game to Watch:  Michigan State @ Iowa. MSU beat Michigan in the Big House last week. Iowa blew a 17 point lead at home to the ‘Cats. And yet the Hawkeyes are favored by 9 in Kinnick. Seems like a strange line?


No contest due to COVID.

ROGER (2-0)

Game Summary: This game should be significantly different than what we saw last week. Nebraska can and will move the ball. That said, our offense will likely open up a bit more against this team.
I think the game ultimately comes down to how successful our defense is inside the red zone. If we can keep Nebraska out of the end zone more often than not then I like our chances.

Game Score: NU 30 – Lil Red 23

Play of the Game: Peyton Ramsey with a 30 yard scamper on a crucial 3rd down.

Player to Watch: The O Line… they seem to be getting better.

Warrior to Watch: Everyone… what a week.

Other Game to Watch:  Meh…Purdue and Wisconsin won’t be played so I don’t care about much elsewhere.

ZVON (2-0)

Cats win by 2

PAUL (2-0)

House Divided Game for the Huettners
Well be seeing two Reds lose this week. 
Huskers 23 – Cats 31

HACK (2-0)

Game Summary: Traditionally, the Cats struggle against athletic QBs and Nebraska has two of them. We did well against Lil Tua in week 1, and he looked good in week 2, so maybe we’ve figured this out. I doubt it. The Cats secondary is pretty good, so I would bet on them taking advantage of some less accurate throws from the two-headed monster at QB. Luckily, Nebraska is not great at defense. Ohio State can make anyone look bad, but they were straight up not having a good time against the Buckeyes. I think we’re in for a shootout with some more touches for Drake “The Brakes” Anderson out of the backfield to get the people going. Also, Malik Washington might break out this game.

Game Score: NU 31- UNL 28

Play of the Game: Luke McCaffery is intercepted by Greg Newsome for 6.

Player to Watch: The defensive ends: They need to keep contain on the outside.

Warrior to Watch: Andy – His second favorite Wiener was a winner and what better way to celebrate than with a Cats victory.

Other Game to Watch: Clemson vs ND: Will Clemson be able to overcome the Golden Domers without Trevor Lawrence? Also, how weird is it that Trevor Lawrence lives by himself in college?

ANDY DAY (2-0)

Too lazy to write a summary. ‘Cats eek out a win.
NU 21 – Neb 16

Prediction Caturday – Iowa

The ‘Cats went 1-0 last week and shellacked the Terrapins back into their shells. This week brings up a big big matchup in Iowa City against the Hawkeyes. Can the ‘Cats pull it out on Halloween?


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editor’s note: this was written before the Maryland-Minnesota game last night. I was right about the game being one to watch, but will admit Tua’s brother impressed.

Of all the possible outcomes for game one, the ‘Cats winning by 40 was not one that I had on my radar. I’ll give myself a pat on the back for my prediction of an easy win for once, but I did not see a scenario where we’d look that dominant. Granted Maryland is probably horrible, and Taulia Tagovailua is obviously benefiting off his brother’s name, but still, for us to do that against any B1G team is lovely to see. 

Peyton Ramsey is just super solid, and reminds me of Dan Persa with the way he plays and his mannerisms. His accuracy and his wiggle in the running game were what stuck out the most to me. Mike Bajakian may seem like a genius after game one, but that may just be a reflection of how horrid Mick McCall truly was, and how truly horrid Maryland is. But damn, it was so refreshing to see WRs getting open and RBs getting room to run. And how about an actual TE on the field making an impact. John Raine is the truth, he may be my second favorite player on the team behind my boy Bowser. 

So recap over, now a quick hit on Wisconsin. They’ve got six players with COVID, including their current first and second string QBs. Paul Chryst and five other members of his staff also have it. Their game against Nebraska is canceled, and Wisco loses those six players for 21 days. This is going to completely scramble the B1G West and could take the Badgers out of contention for the B1G championship if they miss two additional games. Does this open things up for the ‘Cats?

Back to our game this week, at Iowa. The Hawkeyes had some serious internal issues this summer with calls of racism and internal turmoil within the team and coaching staff. Kirk Ferentz is the longest tenured coach in the conference, and makes way too much money for doing his typical 7-5 or 8-4 dance each year. The Hawkeyes lost game one to a shorthanded Purdue, and you can just imagine what the temperature will be in Iowa City if they open with losses to the Boilermakers AND the Purple Wildcats. Can those folks in Iowa take the internal BS ON TOP off losses to those two teams which they see (fairly or not) as lowly opponents in the scheme of the B1G? I think not. I think Ferentz will be on the serious hot seat if that scenario plays out, and honestly I think he’ll be coaching this game like his job depends on it. 

Game Summary: I don’t see our offense having the same success as we did in game one. Iowa’s defense is a far cry from the sieve that was the Terrapins D. I’m anticipating a slugfest in a cold Iowa City, with Bowser having some success but ultimately the ‘Cats going down in a close one.

Game Score: NU 23 – Iowa 28

Play of the Game: Bowser continues his success in Kinnick with another long TD scamper.

Player(s) to Watch: The O Line. After a solid performance last week, that unit is going to have a much tougher test this week. If they can open holes for the RBs and give Peyton some time, we’ve got a solid chance. If they can’t, it’ll be a long day.

Warrior to Watch: Rankin. This game is on Halloween. What will he wear?
Other Game to Watch: Minnesota – Maryland on Friday night. This will serve as a barometer to show us if NU’s blowout win against the Terps actually was impressive. Also curious to see how Minny bounces back after a L against Michigan.

Other Game to Watch: Minnesota – Maryland on Friday night. This will serve as a barometer to show us if NU’s blowout win against the Terps actually was impressive. Also curious to see how Minny bounces back after a L against Michigan.


No contest due to COVID.


Cats won last week…. so did COVID. Wisconsin and Nebraska will be a “no contest” this weekend. Again, I’ll be shocked if NU plays all 8 scheduled games.

Back to the football. Yes, Maryland is terrible. That said, last season’s version of NU would not have been able to march up and down the field and beat them by 40. So, we’ve got that going for us.

I think Ramsey is a legitimate Power 5 QB and that goes a long way in making an offense look functional. I also appreciate how Bajakian seems to have simplified the run blocking and protection schemes. No more of that Mickey Mouse McCall shit leaving our QB back there to get clobbered.
This week we have Iowa. I didn’t watch them last weekend, but they lost to what many considered a suspect Purdue team (without Rondale Moore no less). So, I’m assuming this is your typical Kirk Ferentz Iowa squad: a team that vastly underachieves given they probably have a few 10+ year NFL players at non-skill positions. 

Game Summary: See the underachieving part above…. I suspect our defense will do the bend but not break thing in this game because Iowa will shit the bed when they most need to move the ball. Ramsey will be solid again and we’ll establish a running game that gets more effective as the game goes on.

Game Score: NU 27 – Iowa 17

Play of the Game: Iowa’s QB gets blindsided on a JR Pace blitz and fumbles deep in his own territory.

Player(s) to Watch: Probably the offensive line again. They were good last week, but they played Maryland. Has the simplified scheme helped? Will Skoronski look the part again against a better front 7?

Warrior to Watch: Me. I have a majestic Halloween costume.

Other Game to Watch: I guess we start watching the B1G West… we have a short season and games are already getting canceled. NU could look the part and make it to Indy or they could back their way in with some help elsewhere (i.e. more Wisconsin games canceled). If NU gets off to a 2-0 start and you have an 0-2 Iowa, 1-1 Tonka and 1-? Wisconsin, then this could get interesting very quickly. 


CATS 30 – IOWA 21


I would like to apologize to two groups for my prediction last week. I underestimated the Cat’s D and to the rest of the panelists of this illustrious group for exposing them as Pharisees of the highest order. I alone predicted that the Cats would treat the Terps like the Germans have treated the French Army since Napoleon. I kept the faith. I knew that no one rolls into Evanston on a cold October night for a season opener and leaves with their dignity still intact. 

Now, let us turn to this week wherein the Cats travel to Iowa to play the Hawkeyes. In this matchup of the two longest-tenured coaches in the Big Ten, we have two programs in very different places. One has been wounded by scandal and staggers into this game like a sickly water buffalo. The other is creeping silently in tall grasses waiting for its moment to separate the weak from the herd. Iowa is the one team Coach Fitz truly hates and he always has the boys ready to play against them. Time to deliver the hammer blow and end the Ferentz era.

Game Summary: Think of this Iowa team like an older Mike Tyson. They clearly aren’t in their prime, but the knockout punch is still within their grasp.

Iowa O vs NU D: This Iowa team’s strength appears to be their wide receivers, which is an odd thing to type. Northwestern appears to be loaded in the defensive backfield so strength on strength should be fun to watch. The Hawkeyes have a talented but inexperienced qb and a solid o line as always. If they were to open up the play calling a bit, they might fare better, but this is Iowa and they won’t. Expect many punts and run, run, pass sequences.

NU O vs Iowa D: This Iowa D is not your typical Hawkeyes D. Iowa might have the worst secondary that I’ve ever seen an Iowa team have. They got torched by a Purdue team playing with one albeit great wide receiver. The Cats don’t have a receiver of Bell’s quality, but they do have 6 or 7 good options for Peyton Ramsey to pick out. I expect for him and the receivers to have a field day. The front seven is solid but lacks the typical Iowa star power and depth. It will be interesting to see if the Cats and their young o-line can get a run game going against them. I think it’ll be a slow start on the ground with later chunk plays as the Cats salt away the game.

Special Teams: Iowa has a very good kicker and a punter from Australia, who we will be seeing plenty of on Saturday.

Game Score: Northwestern 31- Iowa 10 

Play of the Game: Paddy Fischer stuffs a qb sneak from the 1 for a turnover on downs.

Player(s) to Watch: Joe Spivak and Jake Saunders. These two hog mollies need to play well if the Cats are going to contain the world’s most boring offense.

Warrior to Watch: Roger, let’s just say he’s hauntingly beautiful.

Other Game to Watch: Ohio State – Penn State Should be fun, I guess.


Game Summary: Cats spook the Hawkeyes

Game Score: Northwestern 26 – Iowa 19 

Play of the Game: Fake FG for 1st Down

Player(s) to Watch: Paddy Fisher

Warrior to Watch: HACK – will he turn into a vampire?

Other Game to Watch: The Battle For Michigan


Game Summary: I think ideally we will still be able to score. Clearly not as easily as last week, but should be able to get some momentum and put up some points. I feel like our defense is better than Purdont’s, so we should be able to keep them from putting up too many points. I think we get an early lead and never give it back. We get a scare at some point in the 4th, but a big stop shuts the door and we end up with a nice W.

Game Score: NU 27 – Iowa 20

Play of the Game: Ramsey Scampers for a huge 1st down which lets us run out the clock

Player(s) to Watch: Bowser – he had some moments against MD but only averaged 3 YPC (compared to 6.1 as a unit). How will he handle an undoubtedly better Iowa D?

Warrior to Watch: Roger – he sold dope to kids.

Other Game to Watch: B1G football, i guess?

Caturday is Here: Maryland Predictions

It’s finally here. Northwestern is actually playing football tonight. Our setup will look a little different today as the Warriors break a streak of nine straight years of tailgating in our namesake West Lot. Rose the Van is on life support, with her future very much in doubt as the sun rises this morning. We’re not sure she’ll survive the day.

But in life, as one chapter closes, another begins. It’s a new football year and there is reason to be optimistic about our ‘Cats on the field. Even if only for a few hours, we’ll relish each snap by the only Big Ten football team audacious enough to don purple. We’ll try to forget about the pandemic raging around us, and come together for a few hours to cheer on our ‘Cats.

Before we get into the picks, a quick statistical note. There are only TWO teams in the Big Ten against whom NU has a winning record historically. The first is Indiana – we lead the Hoosiers in the lifetime series 47-35. The second is Maryland, against whom we are 1-0 with a win in 2017. Let’s keep that record in the plus column today. On to the picks…

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Game Summary: Mick McCall is gone, I repeat Mick McCall is gone and the Cats are back!
I have no clue what to expect from this Northwestern team on offense, but I think Coach Jake will overcome his groin injury to lead the boys to a big performance in the opener. It doesn’t hurt that Maryland has more holes than swiss cheese on defense. The Cat’s D will be good. Maryland is frisky but I think they’re undisciplined and loose with the football no matter who they are starting. There are rumors that Greg Newsome may be out, which could be trouble given the talent Maryland has at WR. I don’t think it’s going to be close folks.

Game Score: NU 42 – MD -21

Play of the Game: Peyton Ramsey 75 yard touchdown pass to tight end John Raine.

Player to Watch: The young WRs – We have some good veterans at the top of the depth chart (expect Riley Lees to be on the Patriots practice squad next year) but, Malik Washington, Genson Hooper Price, and Wayne Dennis Jr could provide much-needed splash plays.

Warrior to Watch: Andy Day, he’s got a new patio and he’s going to use it

Other Game to Watch: Nebraska – Ohio State – There can be only one punishment for treason, death by Justin Fields’s hands.


Northwestern football is back.

I’ll definitely watch. How could I not? But, I have mixed emotions about this. The B1G did the right thing initially by postponing the season only to later capitulate to the pressure of the almighty dollar. Sadly, this already appears to be a dumb move. The University of Michigan has placed their students under a shelter-in-place order, but naturally this doesn’t apply to the football team. Absurd.

With the B1G’s marginally more restrictive COVID rules, I suspect there will be more than 1 team that fails to play all 8 scheduled games and I’ll go out on a limb and say at least one team will fail to play more than 4 games (note: if any player tests positive, he must sit out for 21 days).
So, here’s to hypocrisy and sidelining all reason for some entertainment on Saturday…..

Game Summary: Maryland is sneaky athletic. They have a 5 star wide receiver and a very highly recruited dual threat QB (NU wanted him). If you recall, this team annually peaks in Week 1 or 2 (multiple wins against Texas in recent years). I doubt they will have much trouble moving the ball against NU for the aforementioned reasons. The question will be whether NU’s offense can show some life to make the game interesting.
I’m cautiously optimistic we will see more of an offense this year… and hopefully a well balanced one. Given that, I think Ramsey and Co. will actually be particularly effective at slowing the game down and making this a close one.

I like the ‘Cats late in this one if for nothing else than their experience in those games and Ramsey’s poise and presence as a 5th year QB.

Game Score: NU 27 – MD – 25

Play of the Game: Peyton Ramsey 25 yard read option scamper for a score.

Player to Watch: The Offensive Line. Without Slater, this could be ugly. They have to be exponentially better for this team to be worth a damn. 

Warrior to Watch: Rusty. Sources say he turns 48 today.

Other Game to Watch: Nah. Not much interest elsewhere this season.


I like the Cats but haven’t paid attention much this off-season because I thought there would be a season-off.

Game summary: idk – cats QB looks somewhat decent. Which would be a nice change since last season.

Game Score: Cats 27 Maryland 14

Player to Watch: Peyton Manning Ramsey

Warrior to Watch: Hack Attack

Other game to watch: I haven’t watched one down of CFB this season so no idea


Game Score: Cats 32 – Terps 27


For some godforsaken reason I’ve got a lot of confidence in the ‘Cats on Saturday. This is based on three factors:

  1. Fitz is the second-longest tenured coach in the Big Ten.
  2. We have one of the most experienced teams in the conference.
  3. Maryland missed a lot of practice this fall.

In such a weird, disruptive year, having a coach who’s familiar with his team, and players who are familiar with each other, seems pretty important. Granted, our most important player is a transfer from another school, and we’ve got a completely new offensive coordinator. 

The ‘Cats are favored by 11 (!!!) against Maryland on Saturday. If there’s one thing I’ve learned about the ‘Cats, it’s that you never take them as a double digit favorite at home, especially against a conference opponent. But it’s a good thing that you can’t bet the ‘Cats in IL because I would be very tempted this week…

Game Summary: I think the ‘Cats new offense starts strong and runs all over Maryland in the first half. Transfer QB Taulia Tagavoiola (not going to try and spell it right) has a rough start with a pick six and a fumble as the ‘Cats D hangs strong. Bowser goes wild and Peyton Ramsey works in enough play action to be dangerous. 

In the second half, the Terrapins storm back and wear down our defense with an intermediate passing game. They crawl back within a score, but a long run by Drake Anderson seals it late. 

Game Score: NU 31 – MD – 17

Play of the Game: Pick six by captain JR Pace. 

Player to Watch: Peyton Ramsey. Gotta be in his first start for the ‘Cats. 

Warrior to Watch: Hack. It’s his Bday!

Other Game to Watch: Michigan – Minnesota. We’re rooting for the B1G East in every crossover game (aside from our own).


To be completely honest, when I first heard that the B1G season was cancelled, I thought it was a prudent move. When they decided to return, initially I wasn’t that excited. But lo and behold it’s the Friday before Gameday and I’m freakin’ AMPED. LET’S GO ‘CATS!

Game Summary: I honestly have no clue how things will go here. Lots of uncertainty. My thoughts are that the offense will not be the worst in the country as it was last season, but it will not be light years ahead either. Realistically somewhere right in the meaty part of the bell curve. I hope that is the case, because last season watching our team required eye-gouging. I think Maryland will have some successes, and we’ll have some miscues, but at the end of the day, we make a few more plays than they do and pull out the W.

Game Score: NU 24 – MD – 21

Play of the Game: Isaiah Bowser 42 yard scamper and score.

Player to Watch: Ramsey. Can he deliver like he did at IU? If so, giddy up.

Warrior to Watch: Tempted to call my own number here, but I’m gonna have to say Grayhack. Seems like a no brainer.

Other Game to Watch: B1G games I guess? I don’t really care what’s happening elsewhere, tbqh.


No contest due to COVID.

Through Rose Colored Glasses – NU Season Outlook

The best part of 2020 is that it puts everything in perspective. The ‘Cats had a rough year in 2019. We won one game in the Big Ten, our last. Our three wins included Illinois, UNLV and UMass. But here in 2020, you look back and say, “eh”, maybe that year wasn’t so bad.

The  ‘Cats were picked to finish either 6th or 7th (Of 7) in The Big Ten West in every single CBS Sports Preseason poll. Every other team in the West was picked by at least one writer To finish in the top 3. Our highest ranking was 6th.

This is where I put on my optimism hat. If I know anything about the Cats, it’s that we zig when people expect us to zag. When we are expected to perform, we fall apart. When no one expects us to be any good, we are halfway decent.

Our offense finished last in the Big Ten last year. We played five different QBs. But why would this year be any different? When you get a solid QB and a solid new O coordinator, it’s a new variable factor. And again, perspective. When you’re comparing to Mick McCall, even a bunch of children piled on each others’ shoulders inside a trenchcoat, wielding a playcalling sheet, would look solid in comparison.

But seriously, Bajakian brings a new offense to the scheme. Up tempo. Runs a lot. Uses TE. No more Superbacks. And he’s got a QB to run the system. Again, we played 5 QBs last year. None of them were even mildly competent aside from Marty (and maybe TJ Green for 5 snaps). Now we pick up Peyton Ramsey “Bolton,” a starter at Indiana. PFF absolutely loved Ramsey last year…

That’s about all the time I have to write, so wrapping this up with a few quick hits.

Player to watch on offense: John “Purple” Raine, TE. This transfer from FAU had some decent success with the Owls last year and brings some experience to a position group that did absolutely nothing last year. We need some pass-catchers to get open this year, and I’ve got a good feeling that Raine will become a go-to target for Ramsey. Ramsey’s obviously the most important player on the team, but going with Raine here who’s a little more off the radar.

Player to watch on defense: Earnest Brown IV, DE. With Miller opting out on the D line and Gaziano now in the pros, a position of general strength for the ‘Cats gets weaker. Brown is now our best player on the line – can Earnest generate some pressure on opposing QBs this year?

Most important game: @Iowa week two. Most people are picking Minnesota or Wisconsin to top the Big Ten West, but I feel this Iowa game is more important because it sets the tone for the year. Kinnick is typically a brutal place to play, but no fans will take some of the sting out of it. Win this game, and it could propel us on a really nice path with a very manageable schedule this year.

We’re Back



1.       We have more returning players than any team in the B1G – in fact, we have the most returning production in the nation. This was true at least until Rashawn Slater decided to opt for the NFL. Great decision btw. I’m assuming this stat is still true but I’m too lazy to double check. 

2.       We have a competent QB. I always liked Peyton Ramsey at Indiana. He can run, he can throw a decent ball, and he makes good decisions. Not flashy, not incredible, not insane. But solid. And solid is a huge upgrade over the heaping pile of dog shit that took snaps for us last year.

3.       We have one of the easiest schedules in the B1G. We avoid Ohio State, Penn State and Michigan – the three best teams in the East. There really isn’t a terrifying single game on our schedule, or a terrifying stretch of games. The schedule is well balanced to the point where the toughest two games we play back to back are @MSU and @Minnesota – not fun but manageable.

4. Who cares if there aren’t fans? NU has a home field disadvantage anytime we play a powerhouse school. So no fans may actually help us at home. And on the road, it’s definitely a help to us. Playing a game at Kinnick just won’t be as intimidating this year.

5.       We’re nerdier than other schools which equates to less chance of our players getting the rona. I’d say JK LOL but I think there is a bit of truth to that. Let’s be honest, the party situation at NU is lacking compared to pretty much every other B1G school. Less saliva swapping imo. Plus NU is again ranked as a top 10 school in the country. That means our players will make good decisions right? Though perhaps we should have followed LSU’s lead and just infected every kid earlier in the year to build up those antibodies.

6.       We have one less B1G game to play during the regular season. Smaller sample size favors the underdog. It inserts more randomness into the equation. Less games mean less chance for the ‘Cats to eff it up. Less is more in 2020. Let’s just be happy we have ‘Cats football at all!

Prediction Caturday – Indiana


The ‘Cats are sliding backwards, now sitting at 1-6 on the year after 5 straight losses. Can they turn things around in Bloomington in a night game against the 5-2 Hoosiers? Let’s see what the Warriors think.



Game Summary: Well we had been trending closer and closer so it’s not a surprise that the ‘Cats got shut out on Saturday. In 5 of our 7 games this year, we’ve scored 10 points or less. That’s mind boggling.

I would say there’s good news and bad news, but surprisingly it’s really only good news. Firstly, this offensive ineptitude has whipped up what’s left of the fan base into a fury directed at Mick McCall. Fitz better get rid of McCall this offseason and use him as a scapegoat, because otherwise that fury will take aim at him. When your stadium is not even half full on Homecoming (and it wasn’t just because of the rain), the administration is going to take notice. Saturday was rock bottom for the Fitz era, no doubt about it.

The other good news is that we all know we’re bad, and thus there is no stress or pressure in watching a ‘Cats game. Our tailgate last Saturday was a blast, because you barely even needed to watch the game and could focus on the important things like drinking and more drinking.

My analysis of this Saturday’s game is that Indiana is actually pretty good, and Northwestern is not. Indiana is the only B1G team (aside from Maryland, against whom we are 1-0) who we have a winning record against. We are almost 13 point underdogs in Bloomington in a strange night game – my biggest guidance to you would be to take the under. Instead of further analysis, enjoy this drinking game for Saturday:

Sack – sip your beer

Offensive 3 and out – 1 drink

Change at QB – 2 drinks

Aidan Smith pick – 1 shot

Hunter Johnson pick – 2 shots

Safety – Malort shot

FG – Finish your beer

NU Touchdown – Vegas Bombs!

Game Score: NU 6 – Indiana 24

Play of the Game: We score points!

Player to Watch: Hunter Johnson

Warrior to Watch: Z Von

Other Game to Watch: Nebraska – Purdue. Nothing like some bad B1G football.



Game Summary: Indiana is not half bad. They are going bowling which is more than we can say for ourselves. I don’t think their defense is especially good, but their offense can score points in a hurry and we can not. I predict we will end our touchdown drought, but the game is never in doubt for Indiana.

Game Score: NU 13 – Indiana 27

Play of the Game: Drake Anderson TD scamper.

Player to Watch: Mick McCall – can he do anything against an average defense (#42 according to SP+)

Warrior to Watch: Trent – he came up with a drinking game for goodness sake.

Other Game to Watch: Gotta be the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, right?



Have we reached the floor yet? Or do we still have further to fall? Note to Z Von (resident further/farther expert): while you could argue the use of either “further” or “farther” here (I’d listen and probably disagree), “further” makes more sense. Yes, we are referring to a distance which would ordinarily imply farther. However, in this case, the distance is metaphorical (though, for Marv in the video, it’s real). Thus, further. QED.

The offense can’t get any worse. I suppose we could score fewer than 13 points in November, but that’s about the only way it can get worse for them.

The defense can certainly get worse though. I fear it will in this one.

Game Summary: From an X’s and O’s perspective, Ohio State and Indiana are our two worst matchups this season. This Indiana team ran up and down the field with a backup qb against a very good Michigan State defense. They are VERY likely to do the same to us.

Unfortunately, our offense is appreciably worse than Michigan State’s.

This one will get ugly in a hurry as Indiana races to an impressive 7-2 start to the season.

Game Score: NU 7 – Indiana 45

Play of the Game: Andrew Marty throws a garbage TD pass in the 4th quarter. Hooray, points!

Player to Watch: Fitz – he’s being a real asshole and showing that he can’t handle adversity. Furthermore, I’m starting to wonder if Mick has become a convenient scapegoat for problems that stem from the head coach. The ‘Cats don’t need to win here (let’s not ask for too much), but Fitz damn sure better come to play.

Warrior to Watch: Z Von – he’s gonna have the Nest rockin.

Other Game to Watch: The Cocktail Party for sure. This is being overlooked here, but both UF and UGA still control their own destiny. Watch out for those Dawg fans in St. Simon’s Island this weekend.



Game Summary: meh

Game Score: NU 10 – Indiana 21

Play of the Game: The van takes a well deserved week off.

Player to Watch: Hunter and/or Aidan

Warrior to Watch: Trent – please make sure he survives his drinking game.

Other Game to Watch: Florida – Georgia because of course



Game Summary: It’s a night game so that’s fun, I guess.

Game Score: NU 12 – Hoosiers 18

Play of the Game: Mick runs a draw play on 3rd and 13

Player to Watch: Will Hunter play?

Warrior to Watch: Bag after the 3rd quarter.

Other Game to Watch: Super boring week. WLOCP it is.

Prediction Caturday – Iowa

The ‘Cats got trounced by Ohio State last Friday, but it’s Homecoming week so who cares? Iowa comes into town in what should be a low scoring defensive battle. Let’s see who the Warriors have in this one.


Game Summary: The ‘Cats offense has scored 38 points in our four conference games this year, only putting up more than 10 points once. Iowa’s got a good defense and I see this trend continuing. 


Our defense is better than it looked against Ohio State last week – the Buckeyes just had way too many athletes and torched our secondary. Justin Fields is legit – OSU looks like the best team in the country right now. We should hold Iowa’s offense in check – this will be a very low scoring game as the 37 over/under indicates. Get ready for some boring ass B1G football.


In Fitz’s press conference Monday, when asked about the offense’s struggles he facetiously mimed looking under and around the podium for some kind of antidote that would fix everything. Well I don’t see any magic beans coming this week, Jack. 


Game Score: NU 5 – Iowa 13


Play of the Game: Gaziano sack for a safety


Player to Watch: Bowser. My boy ran pretty well last week against OSU.


Warrior to Watch: Hack. It’s his birthday week!


Other Game to Watch: ND – Mich


Game Summary: What can I say. Hard to win football games if you can’t score. Obviously the offense is a dumpster fire, but we haven’t had any defensive scores this season either. Without a pick six Saturday, I don’t see any chance of us winning either. Let me be cleaya, Iowa is not good, but unless Jesus takes the wheel at OC this week, I don’t see how we can possibly beat them. Fire Mick.


Game Score: Iowa 17 – NU 9 — Did we botch a two point conversion or kick 3 FGs? Only time will tell. Under bettors rejoice.

Play of the Game: Some sort of turnover forced by the defense? Please boys. We need ya.

Player to Watch: Riley Lees – hoping he trots out as the starting QB this week. Hell, he played in HS, how much worse could he be?

Warrior to Watch: Trent – He’s firing up the van bright and early. Will he be able to handle our brand new dish?

Other Game to Watch:Auburn @ LSU (Geaux Tigers)


Last week went as expected.

This week is likely to do the same.
Game Summary: NU will have their fewest first downs of the year in this one. There’s a pro and a con to that. 
Let’s start with the obvious con…. minimal first downs means our offense isn’t doing anything. But, our offense is trash and we already knew that. So, that’s a con that’s like a neutral. We’ll take it.
The pro…. it’s going to be a close game. So, we won’t be picking up garbage late game first downs in this one.
Iowa isn’t exactly explosive. This game will resemble the Wisconsin one except I expect us to be even more conservative (if that’s possible) and avoid scoring 14 on ourselves.

Game Score: Iowa 13 – NU 7

Play of the Game: NU picks off a terrible Stanley toss and returns it inside the 10 setting up our only score of the game.

Player to Watch: the D Line. Kent and Brown are out for this one. The D is our only hope.

Warrior to Watch: Trent..he’s in charge.

Other Game to Watch: Auburn @ LSU… LSU is playing with fire each week with a very suspect defense.


Game Summary: Cats Lose

Game Score: Iowa 15 – NU 8

Play of the Game: The Iowa kneel-down to end the 

Player to Watch: No one.

Warrior to Watch: Trent

Other Game to Watch: Wisco to get blown out by OSU in the Horseshoe.


Cats 69 – Iowa 42

The Trevor Bauer score


Game Summary: oof

Game Score: Iowa 19 – NU 6

Play of the Game: THE VAN STARTS (again)

Player to Watch: Bowser back?

Warrior to Watch: Gotta be bag

Other Game to Watch: Wisco gets further exposed by the buckeyes.